And I'm about to make that unlikely scenario even more problematic with the Saints Row IV First Person View mod. Not that you shouldn't give a child a teddy bear, but if you do it after every moment of fun in this open-world nonsense generator you'd better have lots of bears and lots of children.
The design is a tombola of ridiculous things, a churning barrel of awesome nonsense that you randomly pluck fun from, and then give a child a teddy bear.
There isn't much that Volition didn't cram into Saint's Row IV.
